American Salad
A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
confused as an american in a salad bar
This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class