Floffle

when you have 3 fingers and you have one anus. You insert the fingers into the anus and wiggle them about. Whilst doing this you shout 'Floffle, Floffle, Floffe'

A mixture of ROFL and Waffle, floffle is derived from drinking one night and general oddness. It can be used as conversation stopper also. Can only be used amongst friends, unless you want to freak out strangers.