Flontz
flonttz ~( pronounced flontsz ) Any person or state of being that would render somebody homosexual and or entering into a state of overly exerted/ extreme gay-o-ness potential. One can flontz at home or with another person however once identified as a flontz that person shalt be shunned by all who overheard. Flontz can be used as an adjective or a verb.
I would love to flontz with you tonight, but I have a party in my pants of another kind, FLONTZ