Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

A dog having ears which flop over themselves. To flop these ears back and forth is called "flooping". A single flop is a "floop". Thus, if a dog has ears which may be flooped, it is a flooper.

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.