Flooritos
(n) The food that results when your bag of Doritos is carelessly dumped on the floor.
Marty nearly got tossed from the party when he turned a delicious Mega-Value bag of treats into a cruddy heap of Zesty Flooritos.
floorito
What you call a burrito you've dropped on the floor, but intend to eat anyway.
Want a bite of my floorito? It was only on the ground for a couple seconds.
floorito
Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.
I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.