floppy johnson
The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.
Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.
Mom: By who?
Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch
Mom: Who?
Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!
Mom: By who?
Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch
Mom: Who?
Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!
Floppy Johnson
When you fail to put on a condom correctly, causing the chick to lose interest and say "just forget it," leaving you with a floppy dick
I couldn't get the condom on fast enough so she was like "ya know what? nevermind." Needless to say, i got a floppy johnson last night