Floral Dysfunction
When you have a limp stalk.
Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.
Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!