Floral Park, NY
Drunk, high, and stoned 8th Graders on every block standing outside one of the hundreds of bars on 1 block. Looks great for raising kids until they are 18 and your picking them up from the Flo Po station because Officer Groshans found you in Centennial Gardens at 1 in the morning with a beer and your stoned out of your mind. And the best part is, you wont even remember it
"Oh so your from Floral Park, NY! I had a cousin who grew up there, he's in Jail now. When was your first drink?"
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"Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa"