Florch
When one is
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
florch
The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart
"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"
"Should I Check?"
florch
Its when you gamble and you lose
The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.
"It appears that I have florched"
"It appears that I have florched"