Floss Archer
One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.
Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.