flossing the otter
Female masturbation
Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.
floss my otter
response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.
Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?
Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.