flower dick
A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out
His flower dick looks like a daisy
flower-dicked
Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!
Dick Flower
It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.
Dick Flower
Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.
Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower