Flower girl

A flower girl is similar to a vsco girl but in a more natural/woodland type way and with a generally more rustic vibe. She loves flowers obviously. Very into musty smells and the whole natural vibe. Loves classic books and romantic poetry. Is very sensitive. Can generally be described in a single niche meme. A fairy is awfully similar to a flower girl but with a touch of astrology interests and more of a lust for adventures. Both are generally small people.

you probably know a few flower girls. they’re the in between hybrid of a vsco girl and a hippie. they thrift almost every piece of clothing they own, because “sustainability” and shit. they’re probably vegan, if not vegetarian, and meal prep their lunches for the week every sunday night. they love flowers, especially pastel coloured ones because they “match their outfits better”. they pretend to love the outdoors by posting lots of pictures by trees and grass, but secretly hate it. they only like indoor plants and things that don’t require touching dirt. they definitely go to farmers markets and bizarres on the weekend to support local shops and farmers. only buys organic fruits and vegetables. or grows their own. you can easily distinguish a flower girl from the crowd by looking for white sneakers, dainty jewelry, and any article of clothing with a butterfly on it.

1. A little girl who carries flowers at a wedding.

2. A girl who regularly inhales marijuana.

Female Vice Lord

A homewrecking little self-centered, immature and selfish brat; oblivious to the damage inflicted on others by her bizzarre desire to hook up with a messed-up and broke (but admittedly handsome and fit) older married guy.

1. A person, usually a young female who carries flowers during a wedding ceremony.

2. Slang for virgin.

3. A slang term for prostitute in certain parts of Russia.

A female virgen that a male is saying.