Flowering Cactus
when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Cactus Flower
Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Cactus flower
A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.
Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.