Floyd Baeweather
Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.
Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?
Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.
Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.