flubbergasted
shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
flubbergasted
The feeling of utter bowled-over amazement that Professor Brainard's observers felt during the Prof's assorted performances and demonstrations using flubber.
Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.
flubbergasted
to appear overcome with astonishment as a result of one's stomach being so gassy that one's stomach looks unusually flubby
"dude are you ok? you look really surprised!"
"aw i'm fine... i just ate too many burritos last night and i'm flubbergasted"
"aw i'm fine... i just ate too many burritos last night and i'm flubbergasted"
Flubbergast
The emotion of shock or awe a person feels when they witness another person's excessive fat.
Mac was walking in the mall when he was flubbergasted by a 300 pound woman with a tank top that should only be worn by people half her size.
Flubbergast
The act of large woman passing gas while sitting on a persons face.
I was chilling with Sarah last night and she sat on my face and flubbergasted me!