Flubbergutted
When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
flubberguts
a feeling similar to having the butterflies. Nervous, anxious, giddy.
He gives me the flubberguts when he touches my face softly.