Flugga fugs
something that is said when things go wrong. Instead if saying the 'F' word simply say Flugga Fugs
"John - what are you doing?"
"I'm loading the dishwasher...'SMASH'...(a plate drops and smashes).... OH FLUGGA FUGS!!!!!!"
"I'm loading the dishwasher...'SMASH'...(a plate drops and smashes).... OH FLUGGA FUGS!!!!!!"