flumkin
(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin
Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.
Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?
Douchebag: No...
Guy Two: Then fuck off.
Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?
Douchebag: No...
Guy Two: Then fuck off.
flumkin
The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job
Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing
Flumkin
Just like a blumkin, it is done on the toilet. Having sex on the toilet while taking a shit.
I was taking a dump. My girl came in. We made love for hours. On the toilet. I gave her some good flumkin.