Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.

1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and poor food choices.

Grandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.