Flustercuck
A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.
Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.
flustercuck
1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
flustercuck
Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.
All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.
flustercuck
when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle
guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that
guy 2: oof been there done that
FLUSTERCUCK
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Flustercuck
An even more fucked up clusterfuck.
This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!