fobert
Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.
1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.
2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?
He had a problem with his fobert.
2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?