Fogeling
The act of inserting a finger (anyones finger) into one's badonkadonk while practicing the act of masturbation.
Marvin the Masturbater "Hey this is some great porn"
Marvin's finger "Yeah it is, lets go masturbate!"
Marvin the Masturbater " Great idea, LETS START!"
1 hour later.........
Marvin the Masturbater " OH YEAH ALMOST FINISHED! HURRY FINGER! IN NOW!"
Marvin's Finger "Game Time!"
Marvin the Masturbater " Oh man that was some great fogeling. Don't be so rough next time, my bum hurts"
Marvin's finger "Yeah it is, lets go masturbate!"
Marvin the Masturbater " Great idea, LETS START!"
1 hour later.........
Marvin the Masturbater " OH YEAH ALMOST FINISHED! HURRY FINGER! IN NOW!"
Marvin's Finger "Game Time!"
Marvin the Masturbater " Oh man that was some great fogeling. Don't be so rough next time, my bum hurts"
Fogeling
Blowing your multi-million dollar fortune on under age prostitutes
"So apparently Jared's been fogeling his lottery winnings away"
Fogeling
the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a minor, à la Jared Fogel; statutory rape
He got 10 years in prison for fogeling a high school girl.
Fogeled
An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.
I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.
Fogell
1. A fictional character from the 2007 film Superbad
2. A person that is so lame, they're cool
2. A person that is so lame, they're cool
Dude, you're such a Fogell!
Fogellization
Whenever you see a person on the street, at work, at school, or in other public places that looks like Fogell from the 2007 movie, Superbad, it is likely that that person has been Fogellized.
Those who have been fogellized are known to:
Wear thin framed, thick lensed glasses.
Have a plain, dark haircut.
Have a strange fashion sense.
Speak and act gangster, in their own delusion.
Those who have been fogellized are known to:
Wear thin framed, thick lensed glasses.
Have a plain, dark haircut.
Have a strange fashion sense.
Speak and act gangster, in their own delusion.
"Look at that dude, he's wearing a vest that makes him look like Aladdin. Thats just pure fogellization."
"Look at that freak with the thick glasses, speaking gangster over there. He thinks he's black, like Eminem, but he's just fallen subject to Fogellization."
"Look at that freak with the thick glasses, speaking gangster over there. He thinks he's black, like Eminem, but he's just fallen subject to Fogellization."
fogell
One of the three main character from Superbad primarily identified by a squeacky voice, glasses, and a fake ID with one name: McLovin.
"Where's that sack of shit Fogell? I've been sitting here after lunch, I'm sitting here with a thumb up my ass."