folgers

Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.

A girl so breathtakingly hot that she gives men an instantaneous erection, hence the word "folgers" (referring to Folgers Instant Coffee).

The act of scamming people, namely by luring them to invest into something and selling on their backs.

v.t.
To replace with a substandard substitute

The act of doing somthing right when you wake up that makes such an action the best part of your day

The best part of waking up.

(vt.) To change something without informing anyone. First used in Guild Wars, which implemented a streaming patch system that would stealthily introduce updates to the game.