folkles

1. people who you consiter yourself one of although behind your back they are making all the arrangements neccasary to make sure they never see you again. This may include pasting artichokes to their arms and dancing around a herd of flamingos in order to make them run at the person who says: folkles
2. A Swiss kind of drumming involving a sledgehammer made of frozen pudding, a pink weasel, and a JELL-O Al Gore