follicularly challenged
verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>
he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
follicularly challenged
a baldy individual
The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.