fomite
An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.
My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!
fomit
when drinking beer, and you have an acid reflux or alittle throw up, but it's just foam. it's called a fomit, used in the same context as vomit, but it's just foam, nothing else
dude, don't fomit all over my shirt! i just got it yesterday.
he's got a little fomit on his chin, but he's cool.
he's got a little fomit on his chin, but he's cool.
fomit
farting and vomiting at the same time
“awh man, i just fomited”
Fomit
The act of having sex with a woman while she is hunched over puking her guts out. Fomit is traditionally only performed in the doggie style position, but there have been reports of it being performed in other sexual positions.
My girlfiriend got too drunk tonight and wouldn't leave the toilet, so I decided that I was just going to fomit her right there, fuck it.
Fomit
The vomit so hard, that you continually fart while puking.
Guy 1: Dude, I think John is puking so hard he is shitting himself!
Guy 2: Yea, he is fomiting.
Guy 2: Yea, he is fomiting.
fomit
The act of vomiting on someone or something while attempting to fornicate with said person or thing.
Everything was going fine until bob fomitted on his girls mom.