FONC

somebody who believes they have many friends but they are really just a pain in the arse. Stands for Friend Of No Cunt.

The Fear Of Not being Cool, similar to FOMO, can be used interchangeably.

FONC is the abbreviation of Fuck Off Night Club. It is commonly a male dominated event involving a 1-10 km walk while drunk and drinking at night hours usually after 11. The destination is predetermined, ordinarily a place to sit or to purchase supplies, whereupon you retreat back to the point of origin. FONC, irrespective of its aggressive sounding nature, usually entails quiet around houses and endorses deep, drunk discussion.

The combination of a furry and nonce. Someone who enjoys sexual relations with both children and animals.

connor is a 15-year-old tumblogger from england. he has one of the best green blogs around and he's also known as "the king of green". he's on a mission to make everyone feel cared for and loved, and seeing as he's the nicest guy on tumblr he does a great job of this. if anyone messages him he will make them feel loved. there's not much more to say except that he is perfect!

Vaginal secretions from a woman of colour.