fonch
(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!
2. Fonch-tastic!
fonch
verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.
fonch
Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
Fonch
The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday
Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.
Faggot Fonch
The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.
Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.
Fonch
When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.
"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"
or
"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."
or
"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."