Fonger
Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.
Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."
fonger
When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.
Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
Fonger
Someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain
She is a fonger.
Fonger
a person who rubs their cock on someones face
want me to fonger u
Fonger
A person of the Orient
Those fongers sure do know how to make sushi!
fonger
someone who licks their own asshole
u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger
Fonger
Someone who is cringey, mean, weird, bad, and overall terrible.
“You suck at playing racket ball”
“Hey, don’t be a FONGER!”
“Hey, don’t be a FONGER!”