Fonuts
Fake donuts: healthy donuts that are baked, not fried and/or: gluten, sugar, lactose etc free, Vegan, etc (basically taking everything fantabulous that makes a donut a donut)=A Fonut!!
I'll take a half dozen glazed fonuts.
Fonut
To fuck a donut
Man 1: So I heard you banged Donna!
Man 2: Nah man I Fonut.
Man 1: Never speak with me again.
Man 2: Nah man I Fonut.
Man 1: Never speak with me again.