food abortion
1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
food baby abortion
The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.
I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.
food baby abortion
People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.
She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.
food baby abortion
taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).
After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.