football boner
An overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.
Every time Matthew Stafford throws to Calvin Johnson I get a football boner.
Football boner
This is when you are really excited about football season.
Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.
Boner Football
When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football
Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.
Player 2: I love Boners in my butt
Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football