Foran
A family line who are all Incest. They enjoy shower time and Father Son bonding
Alex Foran and his Dad enjoy shower time
foran
extreme opposite of urbane! they're foreign things that katharine and i do not like, hence the southern hick pronunciation. stupid, wierd, odd things that come from or are done overseas that are to far gone to describe.
Katharine- ughh! I have to drive the new hybrd jetta sports wagon that my mom got instead of the hybrid x5!
Amanda- I feel your pain! I have to drive the Volvo.
Katharine- ew.
Amanda- ugh, station wagons are SO foran. but X5s are not.
Katharine- Seriously.
Amanda- I feel your pain! I have to drive the Volvo.
Katharine- ew.
Amanda- ugh, station wagons are SO foran. but X5s are not.
Katharine- Seriously.
Tara Foran
a female notorious for her incredible talent and complete and utter gorgeousness. Tara is a dinosaur/ninja/mermaid, and is the leader of Team Foran, an intramural zombie hunting team.
1. -Wow, that girl is incredibly talented and gorgeous.
-Not as talented and gorgeous as Tara Foran.
-True dat, mofo.
2. -WHOOAAA. Did you just see that dinosaur/ninja/mermaid?
-Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure that was Tara Foran!
3. -I've been thinking.. I really want to go into zombie hunting.
-Really? Why don't you join Team Foran? It'll help you develop the skills you need. Plus, they provide chainsaws free of charge.
-That sounds great! How do I sign up?
-Just talk to Tara Foran.
-Not as talented and gorgeous as Tara Foran.
-True dat, mofo.
2. -WHOOAAA. Did you just see that dinosaur/ninja/mermaid?
-Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure that was Tara Foran!
3. -I've been thinking.. I really want to go into zombie hunting.
-Really? Why don't you join Team Foran? It'll help you develop the skills you need. Plus, they provide chainsaws free of charge.
-That sounds great! How do I sign up?
-Just talk to Tara Foran.
Jakob Foran
He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
Jakob Foran is the best