Force Field
Force field:
verb: the act of putting up a metaphorical or litteral barrier between yourself (the victim) and the forcee, in order to prevent furcher enforcement. There are many different techniques in deploying the force field, usually relating to the speed of which it is deployed. Also, there are many different types of focefields, some are more effective than others, depending on the creepiness of the enforcer.
Noun: the actual barrier that is used to shield oneself (or a group) from a particular force.
verb: the act of putting up a metaphorical or litteral barrier between yourself (the victim) and the forcee, in order to prevent furcher enforcement. There are many different techniques in deploying the force field, usually relating to the speed of which it is deployed. Also, there are many different types of focefields, some are more effective than others, depending on the creepiness of the enforcer.
Noun: the actual barrier that is used to shield oneself (or a group) from a particular force.
Example: My boy Johnny Mac was being schemed on by this butch chick, so he threw up his force field and she immediatly backed off.
Force Field
The immediate area around you after you fart.
That dude had the smelliest force field in 3 states.
force field
Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.
oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across)
force field shit
When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
force field of hostility
Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”
Mac Force-Field
The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.
Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.
sausage force-field
Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."
Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.