forfeoon
a plastic or titanium all-in-one eating utensil that features about "for" worth of a fork, an "oon"s worth of spoon, and just a hint of knife (like "fe"'s worth...).
Also known as a knorkoon
Also known as a knorkoon
Why would I litter the earth with all of these wasteful utensils? I've got it all in my forfeoon.