forked dick
When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time
Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?
Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!
Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!
Fork lift dick truck
When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
dick fork
what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"
libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!