ForkeyVonSchnauzer
One who may have the unassuming hobby of using two or more forks when consuming food in a formal or informal setting, but not to be confused with the sir word schnauzer. Which is a shitty little dog.
Person one- walks into a bar into a bar and notices a fork sticking out of a gentleman‘s pocket.
Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me
Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.
Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me