forkin' it
when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
Forkin it
When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.
why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!
forkin
A ginger or red headed girl who uses enjoys spooning yet prefers to involve forks in the act.
Usually the girl tends to love scotland.
Usually the girl tends to love scotland.
Liam: Hey alice, up for some spooning?
Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!
Alice: What about forkin'? Its better with forks!
Forkinator
A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.
Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"
forkin
A homosexual male who wishes to be Asian but is actually incredibly white. Generally displays gay movements and Caucasian cultural habits.
Man, he wouldn't be such a forkin if he didn't walk around like a fag all the time.
forkin hay
When a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. Often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.
It wasn't until John fell in love with Kate, a law student at the University of Washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.
forkin' spoon
Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".
"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"