Amish vibrator
A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.
Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.
amish vibrator
riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off
"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"
Amish Vibrator
sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around
Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.
Amish Vibrator
Shoving a carrot in your ass or vagina and letting a hamster or mouse eat it
Bro I did the Amish vibrator last night, it was great until the hamster got stuck