Fornipilia

If you really want to know about fornipilia, there’s an absolute wealth of it on Tumblr, but we won’t link directly here because a lot of it’s a bit rude. What’s it all about? Furniture, that’s what. But not people getting off on doing laps around IKEA. 'Human furniture' is an extreme form of bondage, where the submissive behaves like a table/chair/chest of drawers/other, usually whilst their dom sits on them or rests a brew on them or polishes them with beeswax or something