for reasons
Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.
What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...
for reasons
Originally found in an engrish advertisement for Japanese sake, "for reasons" has come into common usage to ironically or sarcastically point out either obvious reasons for a thing, or a complete lack of explanation. It is also used to point out a nonsensical or untrue explanation, or to avoid giving an actual explanation.
You can buy water inside, but they won't let you bring in your own water, for reasons.
Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.
Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.
Yeah, they won't let you use your cell phone on an airplane, for reasons.
Urban Dictionary editors keep deciding to not publish my word, for reasons.
Reason
A justification to yourself for a bad decision.
I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .
Reasons
Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.
The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.
reason
to get together and exchange ideas; a conversation between two cool souls.
...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.
Reason
The process by which people find out what is the truth. The opposite of faith.
Einstein discovered how relativity worked by using reason and thinking about it.
reasoning
A meeting of rastas to speak spiritually and smoke some special herbs.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.
The herbalist is going to the reasoning tonight to enhance his spiritual ways