fortine

a fake boobed slut who doesnt know how to talk or spell. shes dumb as a stump and doesnt even remember her own name.

A video game that causes guys to loose their girlfriend and end up like no life’s because they give their video game more attention then their girlfriend and never cares to hangout with her.

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

A scrawny little bitch that gets salty over every little thing in the world. Usually found wearing a diaper because when he gets salty he shits everywhere.

The Best friend a girl/guy can have! A Really great bf he cares very deeply for the girl he's with!

Self-named Chinese, usually male. Created from the inability to correctly pronounce /i:/ sounds. Allows people to call them both Fortin or Fourteen. Tends to love hip hop and dance. Finds Hello Kitty adorable. This type of person is allows there for their friends, but has a real hard time giving fuck occasionally. Tends to have one lifelong best friend and a collection of close acquaintances.

Likes attention.

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.