Fort Scott
A city in Southeastern Kansas where people go to retire or build meth labs. Although the surrounding area and countryside, along with the city's rich history give it huge potential to be a great place to live, the town's politicians generally fear and reject change causing the area's youth to feel alienated and escape by any means possible after graduating high school. The town would probably be dead if it weren't for a highway running through it, although at the rate it's going, it will still die in the not so distant future when all the retired people die and all of the meth heads are sent to prison.
Noun: I can't wait to graduate so I can get the fuck out of Fort Scott.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Noun: I need to go to Fort Scott to see the beautiful old fort, explore the downtown atmosphere, and buy some meth in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Lower Fort Scott Handshake
This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.
I was on MacArthur the other night and this dude gave another dude a Lower Fort Scott Handshake. I said "alright boys, it's time to go" and we all left.
Lower Fort Scott Juicebox
Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.
It was a hot day on MacArthur and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a Lower Fort Scott Juicebox.
He drinks the Lower Fort Scott Juicebox for the taste.
He drinks the Lower Fort Scott Juicebox for the taste.