Fortune Shitting
Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.
Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.