foul and a miss
A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Eg
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
foul and a miss
A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough
Example
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.