Fountain Dew
(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.
A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.
Fountain Dew
The nasty fountain dispensed Mountain Dew that you order against your better judgement going in the drive thru of your local Taco Bell.
*Drive thru lady* "Would you like a drink with your 'Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?'"
*You* "And pay for that nasty fountain dew you're passing as drinkable liquid? I think not, I'll get a water."
*You* "And pay for that nasty fountain dew you're passing as drinkable liquid? I think not, I'll get a water."
Fountain Dew
Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines
"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"