FPEB
Fat People Energy Bars. As in those little cookie dough bars covered in choclate with enough calories to feed a third world country for a week.
Person 1: Ugh, I haven't eaten anything all day.
Person 2: Here, eat one of these FPEB's, it'll fill you right up.
Person 2: Here, eat one of these FPEB's, it'll fill you right up.