francid
++france++ has had a long history of being self-serving, cowardly, traiterous, unwashed, ignorant, lice-ridden, assluster cowards ... being rancid, if you will.
++chiraq++ is francid.
Francident
An individual who is known to be accident prone within any social setting. Typically hitting elbows off inananimate objects or tripping over.
Watch out, she’s prone to a francident.