freckle dick
Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.
person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"
Freckled Dick
When you suck the shit out of someone's ass and spit it on their dick, machine gun style, or like you're spitting watermelon seeds in other words.
Last night that crazy bitch gave me a freckled dick! It was sick!